Hey, welcome to SBA, and today, we’re having a battle for your viewing entertainment.  Today WILL be the championship fight! Link v Iron Man!

FIGHT! Iron Man shoots at Link, but he keeps blocking! We open the Item Stash! Link finds the Power Crystal! 

Link: TRIFORCE SLASH!

SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

GAME!

Link is the 2008 champ!

Hey, and welcome to our Thanksgiving Special! Two teams will be engaged in a paintball match: Orange and Red! On the Orange Team: Sonic, Pichu, Link, Wolverine, Pac-Man, Megaman, and Master Chief!!! Red: Arbiter, Tails, Luigi, Diddy Kong, Batman, Ryu (Street Fighter), and Cyclops!!! It’s Capture the Flag. Teams must infiltrate the enemy base and take their flag to your base. If you’re hit, you’re out. Vaulting(jumping over obstacles) is allowed. Here’s the field: (comes out wrong on site)

 

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p OB l                                                           l                l               l                                                         lRBq

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Key: OB:Orange Base

RB:Red Base 

-=Bunker 

qp=Flag 

Ok, 3,2,1,GO! 

Both teams immidatley take cover! The people at center field begin shooting! Link takes a shot to the shoulder! 

Link: Aah! 

Seeing this, Chief takes cover, and Luigi hits Sonic! 

Sonic: Ow! 

Luigi: Did-a I do that-a? 

Seeing this chance, Megaman immedatly shoots Luigi! 

Luigi: Ouch-a! 

Arbiter, Tails, and Cyclops go for the flag, so they evade the enemy paintballs! At the enemy base, the trio is greeted by Wolverine, who immedatley opens fire, but Tails shoots him! 

Wolverine: Grr!!!!! 

They get the flag, but when they get to center field, Tails is shot down, and passes the flag to Arbiter! 

Tails: Oof!  

Arbiter gets the flag to their base! Red wins!

Welcome to the battle of awesomeness! Today, Wolverine, Shadow, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ken (From the Street Fighter universe) shall do battle in the F-Zero arena! Today, our gr8 ref’s gonna be Sonic!

Sonic: Ready… blah, blah, blah! Tweet!

Ooooooh!!! Wolverine has just kicked Obi’s butt!! O:99% W:100% K:100% K:100%

BOOM! Obi-Wan K.O.ed everyone by using Force Push!

GAME!

Hello, and welcome to our arena in The Great Plains! We’re gonna decide who the true warrior is by having four groups of four fight each other to the final fight. It’s kind of a Round Robin, only with 4 at the finals. In this battle, Goku, Iron Man, Mario, and Lucario are gonna fight. Our most recent referee, Shy Guy, is reffing the fight.

Shy Guy: Go!

The battle has started! Lucario has attempted to use Force Palm on Mario, but he jumps up… and BAM! Whacked Lucario right in the face! G:100% IM:100% M:100% L:99%

Lucario: How dare you strike me!

Whoa! Goku just used Ki Blast on all 3 of his opponets! G:100% IM:90% M:94% L: 80%

Man! Lucario has just punched Goku in the face 5 times, Force Palmed him in the stomach, and made a really really strong punch to the face! G:40%  IM:90% M:94% L:80%

Goku: Ow!

Iron Man has finished Goku! IM:90% M:94% L:80%

Also, he throws Lucario outa here! IM:90% M:94%

Time to use the items! – pulls Item Lever - 

Iron Man: Air Strike! M:1% IM:90% – punches Mario -

Crowd: What?!?!

Game! Bye!

- fanfare – Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2008 ceremony! – fanfare – Today I’ve gathered together a pink puffball, a yellow rat, a great swordsman, and a plumber that has nothing to do with toilets! That’s right folks, Kirby, Pikachu, Mario, and Link! Our referee is none other than Toad! Toad’s taken the field, I’m in the commentator booth, and Lakitu is on the field!

Now then, the doors are opening. Link comes out! Lemmy’s gone down to talk to the fighters.

Lemmy: Are you nervous?

Link: No.

Lemmy: Are you nervous?

Kirby: Kirby, Kirby {No, not really}

Lemmy: Are you nervous?

Pikachu: pi. {no}

Lemmy: Are you nervous?

Mario: No-a.

Now then, Toad will explain the rules.

Toad: Ok, no smuggling items!

Mario: -under his breath- Darn-a

Toad: No choking! Other than that, anything goes! 3…2…1… – Blows whistle -

And the battle has started! Link stabs Mario square in the chest and tries to slam him into Kirby, but Kirby gets Mario in his mouth and spits him back at Link! (M:76% K:100% L:91% P:100%)

Pikachu takes the opportunity to volt tackle Kirby and makes a sandwich out of Mario, Link, and Kirby! (M:61% K:90% P:100% L:80%)

Link now makes a shishkebab out of Mario and Kirby, throws them up, and slashes them into Pikachu! Kirby hits Pikachu with his hammer! Mario’s still on the ground, so link stomps the heck out of him, followed by a stab with the sword! (M:19% K: 80% P:80% L: 70%)

Link finishes Mario off with a kick!

Mario: Aaaahh! Lakitu grabs him and takes him away! Kirby hits Pikachu upwards and out of the stadium!

Pikachu: Pikaaa! (K:80% L:70%)

Pikachu is also taken away. Link hits Kirby up and he hits him out and K-man is taken away! Kirby:Waaaah!

Link wins! -fanfare-

wow, that was long, but you know the catchphrase, “Winning ain’t gonna be easy”! See ya next time on Super Battle Arena!! – crowd cheers -