Hello, and welcome to SBA! Today, We’re in the royal rumble stadium, MUSHROOM KINGDOM KASTLE!!!! Fitting, too, as we’re about to watch a fight with a very primitive weapon: swords! Our first combatant, the 2008 champ, todays favored to win by the polls, the runner-up for the 2009 season, please welcome…. LINK!!!

-crowd cheers-

Link: Yeah!!

We now must present fighter #2, the masked Kirby, the Galaxia- wielding warrior, please give a nice round of applause…. META KNIGHT!!!

-cheering-

Here’s number 3, the Japanese guy who none of us can understand, the Falchion wielding man, iiiiiiiiittttttttttt’sssssss MARTH!!!!!!!!!!

-cheering-

Now, it’s time for the Frenchman with the pointy sword, a dude in search of Soul Edge, RAPHAEL!

-cheering-

For our refferee today, we’ll have…..TOAD!

-one guy cheers-

Toad:All right, fighters, take your positions!

-they do so-

Toad: GO!

-I just pull the item lever-

Whoops… that was the Surprise Bomb lever.

All:50%

The 4 warriors clash on the battlefield! Raphael gets destroyed by Link, while Meta Knight takes down Marth, then the two slash each other!

MK:10% L:10%

They activate their special powers, Meta Knight’s Ultra Galaxia vs. Link’s Ultimate Triforce!

Both: GRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHGGGGG!

They jump up and clash in midair, exchanging blows and slashes! Their swords connect, and suddenly, Link is almost defeated! But, he just pushed back with all his might! Meta Knight has just been KO’d!

Well, see you next time at the Super Battle Arena, folks!

Welcome to my Mascot Match-Up! Today, Mario, Sonic, Crash Bandicoot, Ryu,(Street Fighter) and Master Chief (no guns) will brawl in the Great Plains Battlefield! Today’s Referee is Captain Olimar from Pikmin!

Olimar: Ready? GO! -steps on green Pikmin-

Mario and Sonic, being rivals, immideatley get into a clash! Crash, being the 2nd fastest, trips Ryu and kicks him to the wall! M:99% S:98.5% C:100% R:20%(yes, the hit was THAT hard.) MC:100%

What the… Ryu and his deceased master’s spirits are being combined!

Ryu:(with master’s voice) HADOEKEN!!!

KABLOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R:1%

GAME!

Well, Ryu, ya calmed down now?

Ryu: Yes, I am…

Today, Mario will fight Sonic! 

FIGHT! Mario reaches into his pocket… AND IS DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAME!

Hey everyone, i’m sorry i haven’t gotten a battle up in a long time, I was just busy. Today, we’ll have a battle of steel armored men! Today, Megaman, Iron Man, and the Metal Mario Bros. are gonna engage in a 2-on-2 fight to the finish! Today, we’re in our normal arena with War Machine as the refferee. We’re just about ready to start now here in 5..4..3..2..1..

War Machine: Tweet!

And they’re off! Megaman immediatley shoots some blasts at Metal Mario! MM:70% ML:100% MG:100% IM:100%

Metal Mario: Ow-a!

How about we switch things up a bit? – pulls Item Lever and lots of items fall down -

And Megaman has just found the Power Gem!

Megaman: Take this! – A large beam is fired by Megaman - ML:40% MG:100% IM:100%

Ooh, that has GOT to hurt! You can say KO to MM! – Lakitu takes him away -

And Metal Luigi has just sat on Megaman! ML:40% MG:95% IM:100%

Oh no, oh no no no! Iron Man is trying to lift Metal Luigi out of here! And… he does.

What? War Machine is calling a penalty?!?!?!

War Machine: Illegal K- – Shy Guy tells him what’s wrong with the penalty – Never mind! Game! Megaman and Iron Man win!

Wow, that guy is really smart! Anyways, see ya next time in one other stadium! (maybe)

Hey everyone, now here’s a battle that might be a tie, but nonetheless, I’ve made it. It’s Mario and Luigi versus their evil counterparts, Wario and Waluigi! We’re at our arena in Toadtown Square and the crowd is going wild! Now don’t forget about our referee, Goomba!

Goomba: – blows whistle -

Wow, Luigi just had his bro Double Super Jump Punch Waluigi with him, and it’s instant defeat for Waluigi. M:100% L:100% W:100%

Oh my gosh, Wario just Nuclear Farted the Mario Bros. out of the stadium!

- crowd boos -

Is he mad? No, he’s actually…. smiling?!?!?!?!? Ok….. now we’ll just exit {we being me, Goomba, Lakitu, and the audience}

Wario: What?