Hello, and welcome to SBA! Today, We’re in the royal rumble stadium, MUSHROOM KINGDOM KASTLE!!!! Fitting, too, as we’re about to watch a fight with a very primitive weapon: swords! Our first combatant, the 2008 champ, todays favored to win by the polls, the runner-up for the 2009 season, please welcome…. LINK!!!

-crowd cheers-

Link: Yeah!!

We now must present fighter #2, the masked Kirby, the Galaxia- wielding warrior, please give a nice round of applause…. META KNIGHT!!!

-cheering-

Here’s number 3, the Japanese guy who none of us can understand, the Falchion wielding man, iiiiiiiiittttttttttt’sssssss MARTH!!!!!!!!!!

-cheering-

Now, it’s time for the Frenchman with the pointy sword, a dude in search of Soul Edge, RAPHAEL!

-cheering-

For our refferee today, we’ll have…..TOAD!

-one guy cheers-

Toad:All right, fighters, take your positions!

-they do so-

Toad: GO!

-I just pull the item lever-

Whoops… that was the Surprise Bomb lever.

All:50%

The 4 warriors clash on the battlefield! Raphael gets destroyed by Link, while Meta Knight takes down Marth, then the two slash each other!

MK:10% L:10%

They activate their special powers, Meta Knight’s Ultra Galaxia vs. Link’s Ultimate Triforce!

Both: GRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHGGGGG!

They jump up and clash in midair, exchanging blows and slashes! Their swords connect, and suddenly, Link is almost defeated! But, he just pushed back with all his might! Meta Knight has just been KO’d!

Well, see you next time at the Super Battle Arena, folks!