Hello, and welcome to SBA! Today, We’re in the royal rumble stadium, MUSHROOM KINGDOM KASTLE!!!! Fitting, too, as we’re about to watch a fight with a very primitive weapon: swords! Our first combatant, the 2008 champ, todays favored to win by the polls, the runner-up for the 2009 season, please welcome…. LINK!!!

-crowd cheers-

Link: Yeah!!

We now must present fighter #2, the masked Kirby, the Galaxia- wielding warrior, please give a nice round of applause…. META KNIGHT!!!

-cheering-

Here’s number 3, the Japanese guy who none of us can understand, the Falchion wielding man, iiiiiiiiittttttttttt’sssssss MARTH!!!!!!!!!!

-cheering-

Now, it’s time for the Frenchman with the pointy sword, a dude in search of Soul Edge, RAPHAEL!

-cheering-

For our refferee today, we’ll have…..TOAD!

-one guy cheers-

Toad:All right, fighters, take your positions!

-they do so-

Toad: GO!

-I just pull the item lever-

Whoops… that was the Surprise Bomb lever.

All:50%

The 4 warriors clash on the battlefield! Raphael gets destroyed by Link, while Meta Knight takes down Marth, then the two slash each other!

MK:10% L:10%

They activate their special powers, Meta Knight’s Ultra Galaxia vs. Link’s Ultimate Triforce!

Both: GRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHGGGGG!

They jump up and clash in midair, exchanging blows and slashes! Their swords connect, and suddenly, Link is almost defeated! But, he just pushed back with all his might! Meta Knight has just been KO’d!

Well, see you next time at the Super Battle Arena, folks!

Hello, and welcome to Race For Glory, we are just about to get started with Leg 2, and we’re going down with the racers with Lakitu.
Lakitu:Hi, we’re down here with Team M Bros., Team Halo, Team Kirby, Team Pika, Team Pac, Team Hyrule, Team Sonic, and Team -man. We’re goin’ from here all the way to the village! I’ve got the flag, and……….. GO!
And they’re off! Team Sonic quickly takes the lead, looks behind them with a grin, and… they fall in a pond.
Sonic: Tails, ya see a way outta here?!?!
Tails:Uh… Game Card, go!
Welcome to the Forest! Get 50 Clido Berries and get back here in 5 minutes! GO!
Tails: -hits berries in basket- 49, 50! 10 seconds left? GO SONIC!
Sonic: WHEE! YEAH!
3…2…-
Sonic:Hi!
You guys get 5th place return. Go!
Sonic: C’mon, we can still win this! GO!
Team Pika: Pi pi pi pi pi… -Volt tackle to run-
And… Tie?
Replay Results: Team Pika!
1st: Pika
2nd: Sonic
3rd: M Bros.
4th: Hyrule
5th: Halo
6th: -man
7th: (out)Pac

See ya next time! – talks to racers -

Most used Attack: Punch

Gear: none

Home world: Emerald Town

Role in Story: Not appeared yet, but will in next episode.

Welcome to my Mascot Match-Up! Today, Mario, Sonic, Crash Bandicoot, Ryu,(Street Fighter) and Master Chief (no guns) will brawl in the Great Plains Battlefield! Today’s Referee is Captain Olimar from Pikmin!

Olimar: Ready? GO! -steps on green Pikmin-

Mario and Sonic, being rivals, immideatley get into a clash! Crash, being the 2nd fastest, trips Ryu and kicks him to the wall! M:99% S:98.5% C:100% R:20%(yes, the hit was THAT hard.) MC:100%

What the… Ryu and his deceased master’s spirits are being combined!

Ryu:(with master’s voice) HADOEKEN!!!

KABLOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R:1%

GAME!

Well, Ryu, ya calmed down now?

Ryu: Yes, I am…

Hello, and welcome to the 2009 ceremonial battle! It’s gonna be 2008 champion Link… -Crowd Cheers- versus the plumber that started it all! You know him, you love him, it’s Mario! -crowd cheers-

Mario: That’s-a me!

Today, Goomba’s the referee!

Goomba: Ready? Go!

Mario Fireballs Link’s face! M:100% L:95%

Link: Ouchies!

While Link is dizzy, Mario jumps on his head!

Link’s at 85 %!

Link: YOU’D BETTER CALL THAT A FOUL!

Goomba: no.

Link: GRRRRRRRRRRR! -throws sword at Goomba-

Goomba: ASSAULTING THE REF!?!? GAME! MARIO WINS!

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